The revolution will be tweeted

Kindle reads Fifty Shades of Grey

meltingchains:

ladyatheist:

fluffmugger:

ryttu3k:

mrs-rumbleroar:

mpregiarty:

12exe:

shrineheart:

scarymerry:

So there’s a read aloud function on my Kindle, so I thought it would be funny to turn it on and hear this in its robotic voice.

I was wrong.

It wasn’t funny.

It was hilarious.

JUST CLICK PLAY OK.

And I hope my laughter isn’t too loud.

Oh my god what.

I CAN DO THIS

oh my god

this is the best thing ever.

“Oh baby. Oh baby. :|”

THANK YOU FOR GIVING MY SHITTY DAY MEANING

JFC I AM DYING

FUCK

asdfghjkl

(Source: sailormerry)

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